- Fiat Doblo
What is that? This is what the designers did:1) Slap on a Chrysler 300C grille, but made of plastic to cut costs
2) Attach the headlamps from a Chevrolet Suburban
3) Submit the design without taking a good look at it
When they realised their mistake, they quickly redesigned the van:
Its still looks ugly. They took the grille from a Volkswagen Golf R32... Hell they even gave it the same paintjob! (Chrome grille and metallic blue). Here's a picture of a Golf R32 for your reference:
Listen up car designers, copying design features from a good looking car WILL ruin your design. DO NOT COPY.- Ford Edsel
This car would look great if it does not have a vagina slapped right on the front.
- Fiat Multipla
This car would look better (but still rather ugly) if Fiat removed the kink on the bottom of the windscreen, like this:
- Pontiac Aztek
Let me describe what this looks to me:1) The red portion of the front looks like a grille from a Mitsubishi Eclipse
2) The grey portion of the front looks like a Pontiac GTO coupe without the hood
Put them both together and you get this piece of shit. Hey, since they are out to make this car disgusting anyway, why not go a step further by naming it the "Asstek" instead? Dipshits.
- King of ugly: Ssangyong Actyon
Ssanyong Boss: "I want you dumb pricks to take a Pontiac Aztek, then change the front and call it our own. I want the design in five minutes! We're out of time!"Ssangyong designer 1: "Oh fuck! T ..tt...take the hood from a 1949 Cadillac... and erm..."
Ssangyong designer 2:"Put it with the front fenders from a Volkswagen Beetle... give it angry eyes!"
Ssanyong Boss:"Is it ready yet?!"
Ssangyong designer 1: "Shit, we forgot the grille!"
Ssangyong designer 2: "Ah screw it! Just shade it black"
Ssangyong designers: "Done!"
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